Hi there,
My name's Devon
20, Missouri, gay as fuck.
Aspiring college student with a piss poor attitude.

fake-mermaid:

why can’t mosquitos suck out my fat instead

(via ultradelrey)

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kobetyrant:

me when I got money: ha! broke ass bitch how the dollar menu taste? I wouldn’t know because it’s Big Macs only around here hoe!!!!

me when I’m broke: capitalism is inhumane and must be put to an end.

(via radassbooty)

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I finally made a twitter so y’all should follow my gay ass. @dpearce0127.🙏

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19 hours ago
drinkingsomewine:

unabating:

FOX local affiliate accidentally shows dick pic on air

Honestly if you think about it. Like if I’m being honest? This is so funny

drinkingsomewine:

unabating:

FOX local affiliate accidentally shows dick pic on air

Honestly if you think about it. Like if I’m being honest? This is so funny

(via chipotlesexual)

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parkingstrange:

xoheart-on-her-sleeve:

sassy-satan666:

unmutekurloz:

raspberryskittles:

dion-thesocialist:

isn’t there a part of the bible where god gets mad at a fig tree for not having any figs on it and curses the fig tree?

yeah there legit is that’s 100% true

Yes.



Oh my god

last time we reblogged this we got anon hate from the christian community. You guys really are passionate about your figs.

parkingstrange:

xoheart-on-her-sleeve:

sassy-satan666:

unmutekurloz:

raspberryskittles:

dion-thesocialist:

isn’t there a part of the bible where god gets mad at a fig tree for not having any figs on it and curses the fig tree?

yeah there legit is that’s 100% true

Yes.

Oh my god

last time we reblogged this we got anon hate from the christian community. You guys really are passionate about your figs.

(Source: the-inspired-lesbian, via brok-ensunshine)

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samxpoope:

"Are these treats vegan?"

samxpoope:

"Are these treats vegan?"

(Source: awwww-cute, via kingawkqueered)

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pink-vulva:

once i take my bra off, don’t ask me to do shit for u bitch bc once that bra comes off, i am clocked out of life. i am done. i am finished. i am logged the fuck out. 

(Source: pinkvelourtracksuit, via surprisebitch)

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1 day ago

lycanthropic:

Running into closeted homosexuals from high school at the gay club

image

(via zackisontumblr)

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